(440): So you threw a sword at me last night.
(419): I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
What has it come to? I fucking go on Youtube and there’s comments about, “Where’s this? Where’s that?” and I shit my pants. I go on Twitch, and then it’s torture porn!
Ten outta ten Sly. [[clap]]
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
Am I doing this right